GOTHIC PEOPLE / MR. POTATO HEAD / EUROPE IS BETTER



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Gothic People


Gothic people must enjoy being a stereotype. They mistake despair for depth. They are hypocritical. They pretend to be isolated and abused when in reality they have lots of friends and hang out in big groups. Instead of wearing easily identifiable, overpriced clothes from American Eagle or Abercrombie, they wear easily identifiable, overpriced clothes from stores with shiny black floors and KoRN playing in the background (gag). They have black lips just like my doggie. A lot of them have felt the need to buy a (lame) Marilyn Manson CD. They are not nice when you are nice to them. It is just a stage: a lot of people in ninth grade were hard core goth, hard core depressing, and hard core mean. Now they wear white and red and khaki clothes and are friends with football players and talk to you. Instead of gothic people you should say obnoxious snobby people with double standards. Some orders of them hint at or openly say they worship Satan, which is not a problem, but they are doing a bad job because Satan would have more class than looking like and/or listening to Marilyn Manson. Just ask Anton LaVey of the Church of Satan. I am only writing all this stuff because the gothic people that I have met are mean and all of the above plus they don't talk to you unless you have black hair or have lots of black clothes. I bet there are some nice gothic people.

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Mr. Potato Head Incident


One time my friends begged and begged me to go to a toy store where they played with a big ball. They did not share it with a 4 year old boy. I don't like toys and I didn't play with them when I was little because I played outside in trees. One time my friend who does not know her age took me to Toys R Us with her and she made a big deal about the barbies and the Britney Spears singing barbies. Some other girl actually owns the Britney Spears singing barbie. She says it is a "collectors items" but it obviously isn't because in 5 years nobody will care who she is on that same trip to Toys R Us this chica checked out the powerpuff girl watches and the mr. Potato head watch. She liked the mr potato head watch so much that she had to steal it. She steals all the time because she is immature and even if I don't want her to steal when I'm with her she does it in secret and tells me later. She steals junk because she worships junk and has no dignity. She is immature because she likes toys and soap operas.

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Europe is better


Europe is better than America in lots of ways. In Europe you don't need a car because of the way the cities are structured. Apartments and houses are not so far from the supermarkets, schools, or even places of work. Americans have to drive everywhere and in the future when there is no gas they will be forced to walk. During that period of time they will be easily subjugated. People in Europe walk more because they don't need their car and they are in better shape. So they look better, which is aided by the fact that there are more good looking people in Europe. They value history and heritage and speak other languages fluently. They are not afraid to show or look at naked people. They also don't have as much crime (except pick pocketing): it is safe to go out at night. In England house squatting is legal, which if you don't know means living in abandoned houses and not having to pay. Germany has socialized medicine. In Spain people take naps in the afternoons, stay up all hours of the night, and go to work comparatively late in the mornings. They also don't care about working around the clock to get more money. If you think European people are rude you are a tourist. They have class. They are usually not as materialistic even though Americans try to make it look cool. Shine perishing republic (know where that's from?)

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