GOTHIC PEOPLE /
MR. POTATO HEAD /
EUROPE IS BETTER
enough already! take me back
Gothic People
Gothic people must enjoy being a stereotype. They mistake
despair for depth. They are hypocritical. They pretend to
be isolated and abused when in reality they have lots of friends
and hang out in big groups. Instead of wearing easily identifiable,
overpriced clothes from American Eagle or Abercrombie, they wear
easily identifiable, overpriced clothes from stores with shiny
black floors and KoRN playing in the background (gag). They
have black lips just like my doggie. A lot of them have felt
the need to buy a (lame) Marilyn Manson CD. They are not nice
when you are nice to them. It is just a stage: a lot of people
in ninth grade were hard core goth, hard core depressing, and
hard core mean. Now they wear white and red and khaki clothes
and are friends with football players and talk to you. Instead
of gothic people you should say obnoxious snobby people with
double standards. Some orders of them hint at or openly say
they worship Satan, which is not a problem, but they are doing
a bad job because Satan would have more class than looking like
and/or listening to Marilyn Manson. Just ask Anton LaVey of
the Church of Satan. I am only writing all this stuff because
the gothic people that I have met are mean and all of the above
plus they don't talk to you unless you have black hair or have
lots of black clothes. I bet there are some nice gothic people.
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Mr. Potato Head Incident
One time my friends begged and begged me to go to a toy store
where they played with a big ball. They did not share it with
a 4 year old boy. I don't like toys and I didn't play with
them when I was little because I played outside in trees. One
time my friend who does not know
her age took me to Toys R Us with her and she made a big deal
about the barbies and the Britney Spears singing barbies. Some
other girl actually owns the Britney Spears singing barbie.
She says it is a "collectors items" but it obviously isn't
because in 5 years nobody will care who she is on that same
trip to Toys R Us this chica checked out the powerpuff girl
watches and the mr. Potato head watch. She liked the mr potato
head watch so much that she had to steal it. She steals all the
time because she is immature and even if I don't want her to steal
when I'm with her she does it in secret and tells me later. She
steals junk because she worships junk and has no dignity. She is
immature because she likes toys and soap operas.
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Europe is better
Europe is better than America in lots of ways. In Europe you don't
need a car because of the way the cities are structured. Apartments
and houses are not so far from the supermarkets, schools, or even
places of work. Americans have to drive everywhere and in the future
when there is no gas they will be forced to walk. During that period
of time they will be easily subjugated. People in Europe walk more
because they don't need their car and they are in better shape. So
they look better, which is aided by the fact that there are more good
looking people in Europe. They value history and heritage and speak
other languages fluently. They are not afraid to show or look at
naked people. They also don't have as much crime (except pick
pocketing): it is safe to go out at night. In England house squatting
is legal, which if you don't know means living in abandoned houses
and not having to pay. Germany has socialized medicine. In Spain
people take naps in the afternoons, stay up all hours of the night,
and go to work comparatively late in the mornings. They also don't
care about working around the clock to get more money. If you think
European people are rude you are a tourist. They have class. They
are usually not as materialistic even though Americans try to make it
look cool. Shine perishing republic (know where that's from?)
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